QUOTEs

Have you noticed how whenever people are deep in thought they never smile. That really tells you something about people who smile all the time." –Phil

"I deal with agression issues very maturely and intelligently. I break things." -Tian Xie

"Egotistical people are people who spend too much time thinking about themselves and not enough time thinking about me" -Ambrose Pierce

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. -- Oscar Wilde

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. -- Rodney Dangerfield

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. -- Rodney Dangerfield

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. -- Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through. -- Rodney Dangerfield
My mother had morning sickness after I was born. -- Rodney Dangerfield